Preoccupied Bumble

barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:54:30 -0400

gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner:

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

This is poetry.

princesconsuela: 4 stages of stress

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:22:42 -0400

princesconsuela:

4 stages of stress

thyrell: agoatinthecircus: thyrell: thyrell: a necromancer is just a really late...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:22:33 -0400

thyrell:

agoatinthecircus:

thyrell:

thyrell:

a necromancer is just a really late healer

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back

“hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle”

*cocks gun* no but I’ll do you one better

starfleetrambo: mermaid 6/16/18 Bonus: Her kind prefers murky...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 02:54:51 -0400

starfleetrambo:

mermaid

6/16/18

Bonus: Her kind prefers murky waters and can live in salt and fresh water, hiding under lily pads and seaweed.

this is how they lure humans.

virbro: kscotter: medusabraids: i’m losing my fucking mind...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 02:52:04 -0400

virbro:

kscotter:

medusabraids:

i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

the way the music died

recoversuggestions: coping mechanisms for anxiety distract yourself with a show or a moviehug or...

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 00:18:05 -0400

recoversuggestions:

coping mechanisms for anxiety
distract yourself with a show or a movie
hug or cuddle
take a shower or bath
make lists (of anything)
debate your irrational thoughts with logic
ask someone to talk about unrelated stuff
look at cute animals
talk it out
go for a bike ride
listen to music and focus on the lyrics
watch something funny
play games on your phone
take a nap
go for a walk
occupy your hands with anything
do some breathing exercises

differentsuggestion: you are softer than any silk and harder than any stone. warmer than any fire...

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 23:02:47 -0400

differentsuggestion:

you are softer than any silk and harder than any stone. warmer than any fire and colder than any ice. a walking contradiction.

differentsuggestion: anarchistsuggestion: the-angry-walnut-fairy: suicidalhvdes: enamoringsuggesti...

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 23:02:03 -0400

differentsuggestion:

anarchistsuggestion:

the-angry-walnut-fairy:

suicidalhvdes:

enamoringsuggestion:

theseekersuggestions:

cardcaptor-suggestions:

loveliest-suggestions:

lovelyconcepts:

affectionsuggestion:

algidsuggestions:

mysticsuggestion:

nighttimesuggestions:

fluff-oh-suggestions:

tinyastronaut-suggestion:

heavyheartsuggestion:

meaningfulsuggestion:

You make me feel a little less tired.

You make me feel a little more safe.

You make me feel a little more celestial

You make me feel a little less nervous.

You make me feel a little less scared.

You make me feel a little more normal.

You make me feel a little less cold.

You make me feel a little more cuddly

You make me feel a little more in love

you make me feel a little more happy

You make me feel a little more magical.

You make me feel a little less lost.

You make me feel a little more at peace

You make me feel a little more strong

You make me feel a little more important

you make me feel a little more hopeful

you make me feel a little more open

ignorance: via weheartit

Thu, 31 May 2018 18:33:06 -0400

ignorance:

via weheartit

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sunglowinghippie: pretending this is my bedroom..

Wed, 30 May 2018 23:33:04 -0400

sunglowinghippie:

pretending this is my bedroom..

lifeofiction: Don’t let old habits kill new vibes.

Wed, 30 May 2018 23:32:58 -0400

lifeofiction:

Don’t let old habits kill new vibes.

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heauxsettastoned: When you’re in a lesbian-centric semi-non...

Wed, 30 May 2018 18:55:43 -0400

heauxsettastoned:

When you’re in a lesbian-centric semi-non sexual throuple with mental illnesses (and Mike Wake).

afadthatlastsforever: Worlds Of You

Wed, 30 May 2018 08:31:23 -0400

afadthatlastsforever:

Worlds Of You

tchaikovsgay: escapx: tchaikovsgay: emmarosethinkstoomuch: musicallifeline: tchaikovsgay: t...

Fri, 27 Apr 2018 00:24:39 -0400

tchaikovsgay:

escapx:

tchaikovsgay:

emmarosethinkstoomuch:

musicallifeline:

tchaikovsgay:

tchaikovsgay:

Hawaii is talking about banning sunscreen that’s harmful to coral and I think that’s very environmentally sexy of them

No ones gonna say a thing about me calling environmentalism sexy huh

Good commentary, A+ should be used more often.

Also screw oxybenzone

Hurray for skin cancer I guess :/

“Sunscreen that is bad for coral” =\= “all sunscreen”

I’d rather die than kill the environment, any day.

That’s very environmentally sexy of you